Ricky
Patron Squirrel of “Don’t Be a Dickhead”

Mr. Richard Head, or as his friends call him, “Ricky”, is the Patron Squirrel of “Don’t Be a Dickhead”. A champion for the cause of hopeless authenticity and genuine decency, Ricky will hear your pleas for a favorable outcome in convincing your crazy relatives at Thanksgiving of their own insanity.

However, we must remind you that Ricky is merely a Patron Squirrel and not Squirrel God.

Please keep your expectations realistic.