Krystal
Patron Squirrel of “Welcome to Nashville, Asshole!”

Krystal is a country gal who prefers things simple. And left alone. Why are you tearing everything up and putting in worse stuff here? We’re full, y’all!

Go home! Just come for Fan Fair like you used to and leave. Damn.

Anyway. Krystal is the Patron Squirrel of “Welcome to Nashville, Asshole” and bad driving.