Don’t Be A Dickhead
(C) 2025 Tellico Music (BMI)
Written by Jubal Lee Young
Go get your granny’s bible
Read those red letter words
That’s not the way you live today
And that book remains the same
Since 16-hundred-and-eleven
When it was first published by King James
Since you clearly can’t be bothered to read it for yourself
Allow me to sum up what it said
Don’t be a dickhead
Like you’re doing now
If you need to, write it upside down
And pin it on your shirt somehow
Don’t be a dickhead
That’s what the good lord said
OK, so I paraphrased… anyways
Don’t be a dickhead
It’s not like much has really changed
Except what’s in your heart today
You want the rewards without the works
That means your faith is dead
Go back read the words in red
And quit acting like a bunch of godless jerks
Since you clearly can’t be bothered to read it for yourself
Allow me to sum up what it said
Don’t be a dickhead
Like you’re doing now
If you need to, write it upside down
And pin it on your shirt somehow
Don’t be a dickhead
That’s what the good lord said
OK, so I paraphrased… anyways
Don’t be a dickhead
Thou shalt not lie, steal, kill, cheat or disrespect each other
You’re all like children to your father
Oh by the way he said
Don’t be a dickhead
Like you’re doing now
If you need to, write it upside down
And pin it on your shirt somehow
Don’t be a dickhead
That’s what the good lord said
OK, so I paraphrased… anyways
Don’t be a dickhead
Dickhead!