Don’t Be A Dickhead
(C) 2025 Tellico Music (BMI)
Written by Jubal Lee Young

Go get your granny’s bible
Read those red letter words
That’s not the way you live today

And that book remains the same
Since 16-hundred-and-eleven
When it was first published by King James

Since you clearly can’t be bothered to read it for yourself
Allow me to sum up what it said

Don’t be a dickhead
Like you’re doing now
If you need to, write it upside down
And pin it on your shirt somehow
Don’t be a dickhead
That’s what the good lord said
OK, so I paraphrased… anyways
Don’t be a dickhead

It’s not like much has really changed
Except what’s in your heart today
You want the rewards without the works

That means your faith is dead
Go back read the words in red
And quit acting like a bunch of godless jerks

Since you clearly can’t be bothered to read it for yourself
Allow me to sum up what it said

Don’t be a dickhead
Like you’re doing now
If you need to, write it upside down
And pin it on your shirt somehow
Don’t be a dickhead
That’s what the good lord said
OK, so I paraphrased… anyways
Don’t be a dickhead

Thou shalt not lie, steal, kill, cheat or disrespect each other
You’re all like children to your father
Oh by the way he said

Don’t be a dickhead
Like you’re doing now
If you need to, write it upside down
And pin it on your shirt somehow
Don’t be a dickhead
That’s what the good lord said
OK, so I paraphrased… anyways
Don’t be a dickhead

Dickhead!