Coffee
(C) 2025 Tellico Music (BMI)
Written by Jubal Lee Young

I can’t remember where I put my coffee
I can’t remember where I put my coffee
It might help me if I’d had some coffee
But I ain’t found the sumbitch yet

It’s a sad old indifferent world, I think that much is clear
But what choice have you got but to try and make the best of it while you’re here
Sometimes life is all elbows and assholes
One thing after another, just a hassle
That’s why you’ve got to be brave and find the love
Through the hate and fear

And if this is somehow familiar
You’ve probably heard it all before

I can’t remember where I put my bong
I can’t remember where I put my bong
It probably doesn’t help that I just hit the bong
And I ain’t found the sumbitch yet

It’s a sad, old indifferent world with enough real stuff to fear. I mean,
Everything in the universe is trying to kill you, dear
Asteroids, natural disasters,
Viruses, unhinged bastards
That’s why you’ve got to be brave and find the love
Through the hate and fear

And if this is somehow familiar
You’ve probably heard it all before

I can’t remember where I put my wine
I can’t remember where I put my wine
It probably doesn’t help that I been drinking wine
And I ain’t found the sumbitch yet

And if you wake up again
And you see the sun
Before your day’s begun
Remember, you’re the lucky one

Now I can’t remember where I put my coffee
I can’t remember where I put my coffee
It might help me if I’d had some coffee
But I ain’t found the sumbitch yet